Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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