Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Found your dick twin last night
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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