My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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