We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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