ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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