whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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