I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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