I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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