i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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