She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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