Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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