It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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