These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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