as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I lost the right to judge tonight
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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