i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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