You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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