i just had sex bonerless
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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