Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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