i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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