Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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