Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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