so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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