just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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