I bet he comes in French.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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