Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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