It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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