can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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