She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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