i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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