is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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