Is it because I queefed?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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