two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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