I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
That accounts for only three of the penises
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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