everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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