Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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