quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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