she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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