I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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