Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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