why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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