OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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