alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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