After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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