my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
false alarm, still single
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