Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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