Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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