How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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