We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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