I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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