kristin has been a bad kristin
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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