There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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