i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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