North Korea, Best Korea!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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