Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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