just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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