absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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